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kingjaffejoffer:

kingjaffejoffer:

I’ve been casually publishing all these selfies throughout my day and really not paying that much attention to them.

But now its the evening, and im laying on the couch and my dick hard and im looking at some of these pictures in an entirely different light lmao

“I bet she got some good pussy”

“She trying to hide em but those some big ass titties”

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localstarboy:

THE LOOK ON THE GIRLS FACE IN ABT TO FCKING PEE MYSELF

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pocmemes:

stealthwave:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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Like the tellar 

and the nellar 

and the gellar… 

me:

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empress-of-snark:

Why does julia louis-dreyfus give off the exact same energy in these two memes from two separate shows 15 years apart

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Acting

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capacity:

nowhites:

oak23:

cheshiretiffy:

disneylimitededitiondolls:

Close-ups of the new Belle dolls!

She looks like she has an upset stomach.

these are hilariously sad

doll got a strong ass face

It’s feels so good to laugh at this

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lovejacee:

meanplastic:

this is the funniest girl in the fucking world, when I tell you I am screaming… 

LMFAAOOOOOO

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te-amo-corazon:

whiskeymolasses:

it’s time to stop pretending that erykah and lauryn arent birds

ankhy, hoteppy birds at that.

debate your headwraps and your incense cus i ain’t arguing about it.

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hervacationh0me:

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duluth420:
“why you do my mans like dis
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duluth420:

why you do my mans like dis

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farmfreshmemes:

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kingjaffejoffer:
“humansofnewyork:
““Every month in prison they had something called Inmate Council, where you get to meet with the prison administration and make suggestions. I volunteered to be the representative for my housing unit. And toward the...

kingjaffejoffer:

humansofnewyork:

“Every month in prison they had something called Inmate Council, where you get to meet with the prison administration and make suggestions.  I volunteered to be the representative for my housing unit.  And toward the end of the meeting, the warden asked if anyone had questions or concerns.  The NBA finals were going on at the time.  So I raised my hand and asked: ‘If the Cavs force a game seven, can we keep the TV on past lock up time?’  And she agreed.  She agreed in front of everyone.  So when game seven came around, all of us were excited.  We gathered around the TV in the dayroom to watch the game.  But right as the second quarter was starting, the television clicked off.  The CO came down and tried to kick everybody out.  I told her the warden gave us permission, but she said it didn’t matter. And that’s when things began to go downhill.  We refused to leave.  The CO went behind a protected gate and pulled the silent alarm.  We grabbed all the tables and chairs and stacked them up against the door.  We covered the floor in shampoo and water.  The security team came back with riot gear and huge cans of pepper spray, but we kept the door closed for over two hours.  When they finally got inside, they were slipping all over the place.  We just laid down on the floor and put our hands behind our back.  I was given thirty days in solitary confinement.  But I had to do the right thing.  Women are allowed to vote because some woman wanted to vote.  The Civil Rights Movement started because Rosa Parks didn’t want to get out of her seat. And next time there’s a game seven of the NBA Finals, I bet they’re going to leave the TV on in Building Six at Rikers Island.”

If anyone ever needs an example of how much Black American men love baskeball, show them this post

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geekmom13:

drarrymylove:

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prostatemodern:

thejollyrebel:

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

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